if you ever feel bad about yourself remember that one time i didn’t understand that my waiter was just trying to give me my change so i fist bumped him instead
me: *points at adult character who is taller, stronger and older than me* small child. must protect at all costs. shelter. very tiny
does anyone else have those guilty pleasure kind of ships? the ones that have a snowball’s chance in hell of happening but you still ship it anyway?
HOW I ALWAYS THINK MY WRITING SESSIONS WILL GO BEFORE I START:
WHAT ACTUALLY HAPPENS: